Desoto

Except the page naming is ass

• Species (Fantasy/Realism): Raven
• Classification: Corvus Corax Principalis (Northern Raven)
• Wingspan: 5.4 ft
• Length: 30 inches from beak to tail
• Weight: 6 lbs
• Coloration: Iridescent Black
• Race (Fantasy): Valravn | 8'6 ft tall on hind legs | 40 ft wingspan | 9 inch long talons | 546 lbs
• Tronslatr (Cosmos): Functioning, a lovely shade of burgundy
• Badge (Cosmos): Classification| Shapeshifter. Origin/Home Planet| Terrelhar. Skillset| Courier, chauffeur, scout, ninja. Race| Terrelharian native. Faction| Explorer.

Sightings

A little here, a little there. Often seen frequenting open spaces, like parks and densely wooded forests. Usually at night.





When your dudebro be trying to make a point and you like:



But then he thinks of a counter argument and you like:

I don't even--

Pally-wally's

	Dean Pierce (played by manen)
I really fucking hate it when I'm right.

	Dominic Brontes (played anonymously)
What the shit are you doing to me....

	Daiyu (played anonymously)
You snark? I dad joke. I dad joke, you snark. Fine, okay. I enjoy our conversations, so there. Now gtfo

	Belenos (played by Trip)
You weird, weird bleeder. <3

Who the heck are you?

	AJ Thomas (played anonymously)
WOT THA FECK o/

	KZXI 27 (played anonymously)

	Cocaine (played anonymously)
Firebug's got some nasty eyes.

	Samir Kerem (played by Reb320)
I don't know what to think.

	Felix Sand (played anonymously)
This dude just dies on and off man, it freaks me the hell out.

	Frim (played by Trash_Badger)

	Axon (played by Hiwi)
Slow your roll boy, got your whole life to plan out.

	Lavender Nightmare (played by GreedyBean)
You keep putting yourself in harm's way and somehow still seem surprised when shit doesn't end well for you. Not sure if I admire or fear your commitment.

	Will Hadote (played by 68_dare)
Normally being too alike causes issues. And it does, but whatevs. We're both trying.

	Zaye (played by manen)
Sounds stupid, I know. But you kinda remind me of when I was younger. Assumin' that is really you.

	Juddson (played by Marie)

	Powehi (played anonymously)
That was a first... kinda freakin' out about it a little.

	Aiden ta Aesin (played by Vanya)